The Cabinets
4 operational / 1 pending
Sisyphy™
One must imagine Sisyphus commodified
Push a boulder up a hill. Watch the boulder roll down. Be sure to say, "I Imagine I Am Happy." as it is mandatory.
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Saturn: Devourer of Sons™
High art, gamified
Yum Yum it is dinner time for Saturn. Catch what falls. Score points. Don't be fooled by the swaddled stones.
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Lifetime Value™
Fall forever. Earn on the way down.
How much shareholder value will you create in your lifetime? A true consumer prolongs death for the machine.
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Trickle Monster™ NEW!
It's coming. Keep climbing.
A vertical climber about wealth that flows downhill. The top glass is full. Yours is at the bottom. Economists assure us this works.
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Cabinet out of order
More fun is currently being manufactured. Management apologises for the delay and, in advance, for the fun.
Coming soon…